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The Spanish Armada met its fate,
In fifteen hundred and eighty eight.
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mother
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| Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 4:05 pm Post subject: old rhymes |
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In sixteen hundred and sixty six,
London burnt like rotten sticks.
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Divorced, beheaded, died;
Divorced, beheaded, survived.
(the wives of Henry VIII)
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Hope this doesn't offend anybody, but my step-father taught me some awful stuff - funny how the horrible things stay in your head! Well, here goes:
Taffy was a Welshman
~Taffy was a thief
Taffy came to our house
And stole a leg of beef
I went to Taffy's house
Taffy was in bed
- So I 'upped' with the poker
And hit him on the head!
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mother
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When the wind is in East
'Tis neither good for man nor beast
When the wind is in the North
'The skilful fisher goes not forth
When the wind is in the South
It blows the bait in the fishes mouth
When the wind is in the West
Then it is at its very best
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Bez
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On Old Olympus Towering Top
A Finn And German Performed A Hop
(The 12 pairs of cranial nerves - the ones which surround the head and face)
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mother
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A metre measures 3 ft 3
it's longer than a yard, you see
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unsworth
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| Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 1:27 am Post subject: rhymes |
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pardon mrs ardon there's a cat in the garden,
well go chase the blighter away.
pardon me for being so rude
it was not me
it was my food
it just popped up to say hello
because it could not stay below.
either said when burping
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Dotty
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| Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 9:42 am Post subject: 'scuse me... |
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Pardon me for being rude
Is was not me it was my food.
Better to belch and bear the shame
Than squelch the belch and bear the pain.
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